01 · REALITY CHECK
The odds before you launch
Graduation rates, day-one deaths and buyer losses, then four rules for launching anyway.
The Pump.fun launch playbook · 100 pages · 2026 edition
Zero to Graduation.
How memecoins actually launch on Pump.fun, from the first click to the bonding curve's finish line. Straight answers, real numbers, no hype.
14.7×
vs launch price
Know the odds first.
Most launches fail. The playbook opens with these numbers on purpose, because every decision after this depends on them.
0.26%
of Pump.fun coins graduated in mid-2026, about 2 or 3 in every 1,000.
DEXTools · June 2026~69%
of Pump.fun coins stop trading within 24 hours of launch.
CoinGecko · June 202674%
of everyday buyers of new Solana memecoins were down after two weeks.
Bitquery · October 2026The 24-second version
The summit is earned, not bought.
A thousand coins launch. About three graduate. If you're going to climb anyway, know the odds first and do it the right way.
Get the 100-page playbook — $11.99Watch before you launch.
Two free, narrated explainers. About a minute each, with sources on screen.
02 · HONEST TRADING
5 checks before you buy
Holder concentration, the creator's wallet, revoked authority, fake volume and too-good promises.
22 chapters up the curve.
Three parts, 100 pages: launching, going further, and a full reference section. Each chapter takes you one step closer to a launch you can stand behind.
11 templates and worksheets
25 mistakes that sink launches
60-term glossary
30-question FAQ
Bonus: one-page cheat sheet
Bonus: editable launch tracker spreadsheet
Made for you if…
You're a creator, a community or a curious first-timer who wants to launch a fun token openly, with clear disclosures and money you can afford to lose.
Skip it if…
You want a guaranteed return, a get-rich system, or tricks for hiding wallets and faking volume. The playbook covers those only to explain why people get charged for them.
Zero to Graduation
Everything you need for an honest Pump.fun launch, for less than lunch:
- The 100-page playbook: 22 chapters in three parts
- 11 templates and worksheets, ready to copy
- Bonus: the one-page launch-day cheat sheet
- Bonus: the editable launch tracker spreadsheet
- Free updates to the 2026 edition
$11.99
Buy now · instant download
- Pay $11.99 securely with Stripe
- Download all three files right on the next page
- The download link is also emailed to you
Questions
Will this make me money?
Probably not, and anyone promising otherwise is selling something. Most memecoins fail within a day. The playbook helps you launch well and avoid costly mistakes. It can't change the odds.
Do I need to code?
No. Everything uses Pump.fun's no-code launch form. One section explains when a custom contract might be worth it.
Is launching a memecoin legal in the US?
Under the SEC's March 2026 interpretation, memecoins are generally treated as digital collectibles, not securities. Fraud, manipulation and false claims are still prosecuted, and taxes still apply. Pump.fun's own terms may also limit who can use it, so check them first. This isn't legal advice.
Which blockchains does it cover?
Mainly Pump.fun on Solana, with a comparison of alternatives like Zora and Clanker on Base.
What format is it?
A 100-page PDF, a printable one-page cheat sheet and an editable spreadsheet tracker that works in Excel and Google Sheets, delivered right after purchase.
Why only $11.99?
Because the people who most need honest launch information are first-timers with small budgets. The playbook's first rule is to never spend money you can't afford to lose, and that includes guides.